Human man

Human Man is the most uninteresting person in this whole server and only exist as background noise.

Just your typical 9GAG (yes, he uses that) normalfag who only got in because he joined the shitty Meatcord server at the right time and stuck behind everyone to get the free pass.

The only interesting thing about him is the shit 3rd world country he lives in that We laugh at for eating food off the floor. But its ok because he takes off his shit stained crocks before he walks in the house, minus the shit on his feet, the 30 street cats in his house. Its all clean floor unlike us Americans.

You know what? The nickname we gave him "Monkey King" fits him because his whole life is sitting in a cage that we laugh at for amusement. We only keep him around because we feel bad for him and to get a pajet stream. He tries to stream a game but no one gives a shit, how sad.

Every time he enters VC, we all have to mute our microphones so we can groan because its like a broken TV and all you can hear is the buzzing of him repeating our jokes and beating them in to the ground or screaming about a shitty mobile game for 4 hours till his mom comes home or another monkey fried itself on the tower for living in a shithole of a country.

He is Reddit the human, man.